PBR - Staple of frugal champions

You can't always put makeup on a pig for it to be spontaneously appealling; but when in doubt of being the next "thousandare", oppossed to the next big lottery winner, we come to find that cheap beer somehow seems glamourous, compared to the repulsive taste of Crystal. Which of course is not only expensive as he'll, but unavoidablly repulsive if your dumb enough to purchase such horsecrap.